Mccoy: - So Jim, lets play a friendly card game?
Kirk: - No, let's play poker.

Mccoy: - I borrowed Scotty's bagpipes
Kirk: - But you can't play them?
Mccoy: While I have them - neither can he!

After finishing Scotty's examination, Mccoy shook his head:
- I can't find any reason for your stomach pains. Frankly I think it's drinking.
- Well, ok, I will come back when you sober up, - replied Scotty.

Uhura: - Everybody on this ship thinks I am crazy, just because I like pastromy on rie
Mccoy: - I like it too, it doesn't make me crazy.
Uhura: - Great! Come on, you must see my collection.

Sulu: - Doctor, every night I have the same dream. 4 beautiful women break into my room and seduce me.
Mccoy: - And what do you do?
Sulu: - I push them away.
Mccoy: - So, what do you want me to do?
Sulu: - Tie my hands at night!

McCoy: Do you serve crabs here?
Mess officer: We serve anybody. Sit down.